I remember a time when I had a full head of hair…
deepest of sighs.
Get a stripper with a dick, when a child enters the room scramble to hide the dick and grab it yourself.
zestyquinn:
But I can heal myself through killing you, still valid. And I can’t die, so.
But wifey says I have to be nice, want a cupcake?
Only because I’m pretty sure my Fiance would be slightly turned off by the thought of me chewing on you like a rubber ball, I’ll shut my face.
and No, I don’t want your cupcake. Vampires can’t eat real food.
(via the-whittier-asylum)
zestyquinn:
halfalive-fullyaware:
zestyquinn:
halfalive-fullyaware:
I’m going to stop myself right there.
Besides that, IF Jawn and I could spawn, hands down would top child of Satan.
Half cupid, Half vampire. Way better than Satan.
Trollolol chibi vampire essentially.
I will bite the shit out of you, so help me Andy.
Once you sleep with him the whole Cherub thing goes right out the window.
Andy won’t help you if you hurt me.
Besides I can kill you with my mind :3
I can kill you with my mind too, or touch you and give you prostate cancer.
Your argument is invalid.
(via the-whittier-asylum)
zestyquinn:
halfalive-fullyaware:
I’m going to stop myself right there.
Besides that, IF Jawn and I could spawn, hands down would top child of Satan.
Half cupid, Half vampire. Way better than Satan.
Trollolol chibi vampire essentially.
I will bite the shit out of you, so help me Andy.
Once you sleep with him the whole Cherub thing goes right out the window.
(via the-whittier-asylum)
I’m going to stop myself right there.
Besides that, IF Jawn and I could spawn, hands down would top child of Satan.
Half cupid, Half vampire. Way better than Satan.
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